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A young, unprepared Vulcan comes face to face with human mating rituals for the first time.
As perfectly logical as it may seem, it would be inappropriate for me to emit flatulence in such close proximity to others...
Yet, this lecture goes on for another forty-five minutes... And it would be illogical for a Vulcan like myself to show a lack of discipline by excusing myself for a moment... Despite how the speaker and his subject completely lack any logic at all, and I wasn't paying attention anyway, especially nowthatihavetoletoneripinacrowdedroom!
We seriously all need a new barber...
It is illogical that the Vulcan fear test should have this many rounds. I've clearly demonstrated by now that I- Ew! A Bug!