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"Hah! 500 feet beneath the sea...steel capsule..sealed door. The cats will never find my beer here!..."
MEOWWWWWWW...
"OH, COME ON!..."
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Billy went to extreme measures to keep the cats from getting at his stash of Dragon's Milk.