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Space Cadet: "So this outfit will help us pick up girls?"
Capt. Hotshot: "Yeah, believe it or not. And the belt pouched hold more condoms that I'll ever get to use."
S. C. : "Really"
C.H. "Hey, It pays to think positive, kid."