Florida (obviously) police released this video of a guy who decided it'd be a right smashing good idea (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/cop-car-dancer-video-657034) to dance on top of a cop SUV;
http://youtu.be/P7Z7lIi0Scc (http://youtu.be/P7Z7lIi0Scc)
QuoteChristian Radecki, 44, was collared in April on misdemeanor disturbing the peace and property damage charges stemming from his interpretive dance on a Lee County Sheriff's Office vehicle parked in front of the Cape Coral home of Sergeant Frederic Janke.
Video of Radecki's unique performance was released yesterday by sheriff's officials. The video (seen above) was recorded by a surveillance camera on the home of Janke's next door neighbor.
Radecki, a Cape Coral resident, can be seen pulling his 2000 Lincoln Town Car up to the rear bumper of the police SUV. With his car radio blaring, Radecki then climbs atop the vehicle and gyrates to "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates and Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger." However, by the time the Olivia Newton-John/John Travolta duet "You're The One That I Want" played, Radecki was in custody.
In an entertaining probable cause statement, investigators noted that, "Apparently when Radecki is no longer entertained by his own dancing, he moves to the hood of the vehicle, and immediately rips the windshield wipers backward breaking one of the lever arms in the process." Radecki then went across the street and took an American flag from a neighboring home and returned to Janke's house, where he waved it around "while walking back and forth across the property."