I'm not making this (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/arkansas/kum-go-suspect-890532) up, the store's name is Kum & Go.
QuoteArkansas cops are seeking the public's assistance in identifying a pantsless man who was spotted Thursday afternoon masturbating next to a truck outside, of course, a Kum & Go convenience store.
According to police in Springdale, "Witnesses reported seeing a white male standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating."
One witness snapped a photo of the man, who "realized he was being watched and quickly left the area." It is unclear whether the man completed the act before departing.
Maybe if Bugs Bunny did his magic Arkansas would float down the Mississippi and out into the Gulf for South America to take away.