Just saw this compilation (https://www.distractify.com/sword-fails-because-people-shouldnt-have-swords-1228613894.html?ts_pid=2&ts_pid=2) of seven morons with swords;
Here are a couple examples;
(http://i.giphy.com/JbDv1r9JcLKIU.gif)
http://youtu.be/7e77oXjFkIs (http://youtu.be/7e77oXjFkIs)
Ya know...this thread title, could stand for a great Kurosawa parody...jussst sayin'...