Guy walks into a bar in Vegas. Few minutes later a scantily-dressed woman slinks over and takes a seat next to him. After a moment the woman leans close and whispers, "I will do anything you like for five-hundred dollars."
"Anything?" the man clarifies.
"Anything," the woman promises.
"OK," the man tells her, "paint my house."
Guy walks into a bar.
"Ouch," he says.
A horse walks into a bar... the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist walks into a bar and the bartender said "What is this, some kind of joke?"
(http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww28/jackc8/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar_zps9qf6ierr.jpg)
These two guys walk into a bar . . .
which is really stupid. If the first one walked into it, the second one should have seen it!
Termite walks into a bar. He asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
This guy walks into a bar
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=2765;type=avatar)
Never: it must be a bad joke. :wink:
Guy walks into a bar *DONK* :buggedout: