(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/5_zpswnrjyv1b.png)
Aye, there's nary a Portuguese, Spaniard, Italian, or Japanese person alive that can do a Match profile pic like us Englishmen can!
Why is he wearing a diaper on his arm?
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z259/47of74/5_zpswnrjyv1b.png)
....I'm Popeye the sailor man...
Poofey cloths make the sailor...look weird.
With all due respect sir, no one is going to believe that your forearm is that big!