Meet Michael Cunningham. He was recently arrested after being seen exposing the family jewels in a neighborhood Wally World (http://www.komonews.com/news/local/Man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-in-Oregon-Walmart-318728531.html).
QuoteTIGARD, Ore. – Police arrested a man in his early 40s Sunday night who they say was exposing himself in a Walmart.
Police were called at about 9:15 p.m. and were told that a man walking down a store aisle had his genitals exposed, said Tigard police Sgt. Tom Duncan.
A couple with small children spotted him, Duncan said.
The suspect took off before police arrived but he was later found in some bushes by a Beaverton police dog about a half mile away.
That's someone who has a worse love live than I do. I feel better now.
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.
I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.
Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.
I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.
:buggedout: :buggedout: + :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.
I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.
Half off?
Quote from: sprite75 on July 28, 2015, 03:04:00 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.
I guess they had wieners for cheap yesterday.
Half off?
:buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
It's summer, I bet he was just trying to cool off.
He just wanted to prove that everything is smaller in Oregon.
Quote from: retrorussell on July 27, 2015, 11:18:22 PM
Jeez, I've been to that Walmart before.
Yeah, I was just over in that part of Oregon last week. I didn't go to Tigard but saw signs for it as I was leaving Portland to head to Astoria.