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Nurse Ratchet: "Okay, Thinko. Remember, turn your head and cough...and if you spit oil on me- one word....Squeeze..."
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Do you want 10w40 or 5w30 for your massage today?
Forget the massage. Thinko was thinking of something a lot more probing, if you get what I mean.
Don't worry the plastic surgery went great