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Title: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: sprite75 on August 12, 2015, 02:38:33 PM
Ewww... (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/south-carolina-steak-smuggling-765901)

QuoteCops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employees reported that "an older white male" stole $75 worth of ribeye steaks. The workers said that the man drove away from the Roebuck store in a green Nissan (the license plate for which they copied down).

Spartanburg County Sheriff's Office deputies traced the car back to David Samuel Hoyt, 55, who they found at the residence of Angela Woody, who "lives on Shaw Rd. down from the Church of God."

During questioning, Hoyt (seen above) initially denied stealing the steaks, but later "made a verbal confession" to the theft, saying that he put the meat in bags and walked out of Food Lion.

Woody, Hoyt's 47-year-old girlfriend, offered a police lieutenant further details about her beau's steak heist. "Mrs. Woody confirmed that Mr. Hoyt had taken meat from Food Lion by putting it in his colostomy bag," a deputy noted.

The suspect;
(http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/default/files/assets/davidhoyt.jpg)

My reaction;
(http://www.lynnmariescleaning.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Disgusted-Face-241x300.jpg)

Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: Skull on August 12, 2015, 04:30:37 PM
75 DOLLARS WORTH?!?

assuming it's 13.00 a pound... so about 6 pounds of meat...
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: indianasmith on August 12, 2015, 05:20:15 PM
That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever read. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: retrorussell on August 12, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
"Ugh.. these steaks taste sh**ty!"
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: sprite75 on August 12, 2015, 09:02:19 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on August 12, 2015, 05:29:53 PM
"Ugh.. these steaks taste sh**ty!"

Hey!  Waitress!  These steaks taste like s**t!
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: bob on August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: sprite75 on August 12, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
Quote from: bob on August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.

Yeah, the Florida spread north through Georgia and up into South Carolina.
Title: Re: Guy shoplifts steaks in colomosty bag
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on August 18, 2015, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on August 12, 2015, 11:51:11 PM
Quote from: bob on August 12, 2015, 09:51:24 PM
Not from Florida for once.

Yeah, the Florida spread north through Georgia and up into South Carolina.

Yeah, those steaks are garbage now, but . . .?! he could have gotten more steaks and better steaks in his bag, if he had gone for the filet mignon, instead of the rib eyes.

And welcome to the state of Flogeosoucar.