(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/JF4Or9jFNPc/hqdefault.jpg)
"My new hat is too cool! I can use it in Los Vegas, blend fresh salads, and on a clear night, I can get radio from Terra Del Fuego! So, who want's to be the first investor?"
OR
"Statue, statue on the desk, who has the hat that you like best?"
"Using My Head For An Aaaaasssshhh - Trayyy!
Now I'll Tell You Who I Am!
I'm A Rep-"
-What?
William always took "culture celebration day" at work a bit too seriously.