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"Sorry, Ned. But he wasn't wearing a proper hat. I had to push 'em out the window."
"Yeah, I get that. But get this...he landed on a Haberdashers sign. Fun-ny!"
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I told Johnson we would need a computer. When he asked how much I said probably 1.5 million dollars. He just about s**t himself.