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Her: "I tole ya, ya need glasses, Dwayne!"
Him: "Crap. Guess that explains the cat jammed up in the front fender. Wonder why it smelled like beer?"
Officer Smith realized nursing home security just wasn't for him.
Now remember, you owe me a ride on your personal Harley-Davidson some time along with dinner and a movie!