Burger King didn't mean this (http://www.wpbf.com/news/man-arrested-for-exposing-himself-at-burger-king-in-west-palm-beach/35081938) when they said have it your way;
QuoteWEST PALM BEACH, Fla. —A man has been arrested after exposing himself at a Burger King in West Palm Beach, police said Thursday.
A witness told police that she saw Jefferson King, 33, exposing himself in a seat near the restrooms inside the restaurant located at 1210 North Dixie Highway.
When the woman made eye contact with King and asked him what he was doing he replied, "What? I'm playing with my penis!" the report said.
The manager was informed of the incident and asked King to leave. The manager said that King refused and continued to "stroke his penis."
Oddly I find the story more humorous that the guy's last name is King...