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"Here's one. 'Evil genius needs fearless goons for general mayhem and strongarm tactics'...want a referance, because I'll provide it, you wuhss..."
"What? You didn't expect me to run over a kitty cat while fleeing the cops, did ya?"
"Don't gripe. If you wern't family, you'd be in the snake pit for sure."
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Yes ma'am. As the newspaper says all the beer at the Liquor Barn was stolen last night. The only thing the guard heard was a meow. Where was your cat between 10 and 12 last night?