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"And another thing. Don't ya think those scorpions make ya look, I don't know...a bit 'gay?"
"You wear spandex over an codpiece that size, and you think I'M weird? Yeesh!"
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Your robe is so much cooler than that dweeb down in Texas that has two giant hands on his.
"I am.. SCORPION BOOB MAN!!!"
'Scorpion boob man. Really..'
"YOU DOUBT THE POWER OF MY VENOMOUS NIPPLES??? FOOL!!!"