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Queen: Thank you young man for finally answering the age old question of what you guys have under those kilts.
Queen: Tee hee! I had a big lunch at Taco Bell and I just broke wind! P.U.! Tee hee!
Guard: Yeah, we know. We smelled it. You're not leaving here alive.
Who knew the Queen mum could goose an entire regiment in one go?