And no, this (http://www.yakimaherald.com/news/crime_and_courts/police-under-meth-s-influence-man-shoots-self-trying-to/article_7b21be22-6310-11e5-a677-fb6c22e6ce22.html) was
not Florida;
QuoteWENATCHEE — Authorities say Martin Eugene Hoyer was on the second day of a methamphetamine binge when he decided to kick in a neighbor's door to rescue her from hallucinatory "Mexicans."
When he did so, the handgun in his waistband discharged, sending a bullet through his lower abdomen and into his scrotum, police said.
Hoyer, 51, survived the gunshot and now is charged with first-degree assault, felony harassment and four counts of unlawful possession of a firearm. He faces arraignment in Chelan County Superior Court on Monday.
Wenatchee police said Hoyer first threatened a female neighbor with the .45-caliber Taurus revolver, pointing it at her through the picture window of her apartment on South Cove Avenue around 7 p.m. Sept. 13.
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