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Dr. Malvern's giant mutant firedog did put out most fires in record time...but the smell made clean up a b***h!
All those tangents & tirades about the right, privilege & virtues of a public education eventually came back & bit them in the @$$ (among other unspeakable actions).
Terrance the giant dog marked his territory, and it took forever to get the stains off the buildings.