A. Christmas
B. Halloween
C. Labor Day
D. Valentine's Day
E. St. Patrick's Day
F. Fourth of July
G. Mother's Day
H. Thanksgiving
I. Father's Day
J. Easter
K. Tax Day
L. Birthday
1. Fingers (lost), 2. Stomach (engorged), 3. Lungs (blowing), 4. Liver (abused), 5. Zones of Glory (exercised), 6. Guts (needed), 7. Whichever organ stores guilt (unworthy), 8. Posterior (seated), 9. Whichever arm wears a new watch (again!), 10. Tooth Enamel (assaulted), 11. Tear ducts (flowing), 12. Heart (warmed).
Answers: A: 12, B:6, C: 8, D: 5, E:4, F: 1, G:7, H:2, I:9, J: 10, K:11, L: 3.