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Title: Diamonds found in undies: man held
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2015, 04:02:36 AM
Can someone please come bail me out?  :wink:

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/man-held-after-diamonds-allegedly-found-in-underwear-20151213 (http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/man-held-after-diamonds-allegedly-found-in-underwear-20151213)

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Title: Re: Diamonds found in undies: man held
Post by: Derf on December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

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Title: Re: Diamonds found in undies: man held
Post by: Trevor on December 14, 2015, 08:45:51 AM
Quote from: Derf on December 14, 2015, 08:04:31 AM
You just need to explain it to them: "I have a problem with flatulence, so I put a packet of charcoal in my undies. I'm just such a tight-arse that the coal got squeezed into diamonds."

:hot:  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:

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I must try that.  :wink:
Title: Re: Diamonds found in undies: man held
Post by: indianasmith on December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!
Title: Re: Diamonds found in undies: man held
Post by: Trevor on December 15, 2015, 12:36:50 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on December 14, 2015, 01:01:31 PM
The last thing I would expect to find in Trevor ' s undies is a diamond!!!

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