An argument over beer turned a bit violent (http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/roundups/woman-busted-for-biting-off-spouses-ear-739258) when a Minnesota woman bit off part of her husband's ear.
QuoteWhen cops arrived at the St. Cloud home of Jamie Elrod, 37, and her spouse, they spotted blood and broken dishes in the kitchen. Then, in a bedroom, officers discovered "blood spattered on the wall and a piece of an ear on the ground."
Investigators, a probable cause statement notes, concluded that "there appeared to be a physical fight" during which the victim's ear was "torn off" by Elrod.
The victim told police that the couple's "argument was over beer." Court records offer no further insight into the nature of the duo's beer dispute, which occurred after they returned home from a bar.
Elrod's husband told cops that his wife had been drinking, adding that she had consumed a "Hairy Buffalo," a vodka/rum concoction. The victim said that Elrod "gets out of hand when she has those."
Don't worry Brother Trevor, this wasn't me.