Ah, Deutschland... (http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-35189938)
QuoteA German man died on Christmas Day after blowing up a condom dispenser with a homemade bomb in a botched robbery, police say.
The 29-year-old and two accomplices attached the bomb to the vending machine in a quiet street before taking cover in their vehicle.
But the victim did not close the door in time and was struck in the head by a steel shard from the explosion.
His accomplices took him to hospital but he later died of his wounds.
Darwin award winner?
Winner? You have to ask? It's classic!
At least the other two idiots will have valid reasons to refuse to wear condoms from now on. Oh, the trauma!
So, I take it that the bomb was a Trojan device planted under Dur-ex?
Someone really needs to learn what "blow job" means...