Yikes. (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/kum-go/masked-man-at-kum-go-674920)
QuoteA masked, costumed man was arrested yesterday after causing a disturbance at a Kum & Go convenience store in Oklahoma, police report.
Michael Carter, 26, was collared Wednesday morning by Broken Arrow cops for obstructing or interfering with police, a misdemeanor.
According to police, Kum & Go employees asked Carter to leave the business, but he refused. Instead, Carter locked himself in a store bathroom.
In addition to the mask, Carter wore a red bandana that was accessorized with forks, a makeshift red cape, and red sweatpants. A toy gun was tucked into Carter's waistband.
Years ago I heard a stand up comic do an incredibly funny riff on funny business and place names. "Kum and Go" was near the top of his list (he called it "Ejaculate and Evacuate"!)
We used to have a couple here in Topeka, but I think they've changed to a different company. Wise choice. "Where be the peek show booths? I gots me three rolls of quarters and a LOT of tension to work off."