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Captain Kirk, this is Admiral Salinger of the Starfleet bowling league. We received an, uh, an informal complaint that a member of your team - a Mr. Spock - drew a phaser during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's by-laws and also article 47...