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Title: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: sprite75 on February 26, 2016, 01:38:17 PM
I think you could probably guess where (http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/cocaine/jfk-cocaine-smuggler-547820) inside her too without reading on...

QuoteA woman traveling from Jamaica to New York was arrested Sunday after federal agents discovered that she was smuggling half a pound of cocaine in her vagina.

Shekira Thompson, a 21-year-old U.S. citizen, flew from Kingston to John F. Kennedy International Airport, where during questioning from Customs and Border Protection officers she reportedly "admitted to vaginally inserting a foreign body."

That foreign body, seen above, was a "vaginal insert" that weighed eight ounces and was filled with cocaine, according to federal officials who estimated the drug's street value at $10,000.

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Title: Re: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: Derf on February 27, 2016, 07:21:28 AM
Talk about a party in your pants!
Title: Re: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: indianasmith on February 27, 2016, 10:28:13 AM
Am I the only one waiting for the Florida connection to surface?
Title: Re: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: javakoala on February 27, 2016, 01:54:12 PM
Unless they had a serious tip she was carrying or they x-rayed her, how in hell would they "discover" something up her snooch? It must have been one hell of a pat down.

Either that or she just got tired of being questioned and admitted it. As I have said before, never EVER admit anything to a cop without legal representation first.

Ah well, we live in a world where TSA agents claim they have found Bitcoins in people's carry-on items. Amazing. They should send these folks out to find terrorists since they are so good at finding things that aren't tangible.
Title: Re: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: sprite75 on February 28, 2016, 10:23:04 PM
I kind of suspect it was something like this;

http://youtu.be/bKyuSIdhGJc (http://youtu.be/bKyuSIdhGJc)
Title: Re: Feds say woman smuggled 1/2 pound of cocaine inside her.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 03, 2016, 04:04:38 PM
I'd like to know where the other half pound was.

I can imagine it was something like this . . .

"Bend over and spread 'em."