Let's say you get to select your own epitaph to go on your tombstone, what do you want to say?
I have a few, but I'll start with this one:
Please step to the left; you're blocking the air vent.
DANCE!
DANCE!
DANCE!
Bury me in a cow pasture,
and write on my epitaph,
"Watch your step"
"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."
Quote from: ER on February 26, 2016, 05:07:42 PM
"Inventor of the time machine.... Careful, she might be watching you."
That is both cool and unnerving.
(http://i.imgur.com/EbDaVvQ.jpg?1)
http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/ (http://www.tombstonebuilder.com/)
"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"
In memory of the Tombstone commercials:
PEPPERONI AND CHEESE
ABSOLUTELY
AL'S
GRAVE
Every week or so,
some guy runs over me
and all my neighbors
with a bush hog
YA'
EVER
THINK
ABOUT
THAT
?
are we there yet, i'm thirsty! :cheers:
Quote from: indianasmith on February 26, 2016, 07:50:40 PM
"Hey, I just found an arrowhead down here!"
That is PERFECT for you!
Mozart: "Great Composer, Now Decomposing."
Walt Disney: "I'm Chillin'...."
Andy Warhol: "In The Future Everybody Will Be Dead For Fifteen Minutes...."
Jim Morrison: "Mr. Mojo Ain't Risin'...."
Louis XVI: "I Saw Paris While Rollin' Along"
Yoko Ono: "I Broke Up The Beatles, B itches, What's Your Super Power?"
J.D. Salinger: "I Win! Now It's Your Turn To Hide"
Julius Caesar: "Could've Sworn They Said Beware The Ides of June...."
Justin Bieber: "Still Better Than Jar-Jar"
Sheldon Cooper: You're Standing Above My Spot"
Oliver Cromwell: "Good News, Ireland, I'm In Hell"
You just HAD to go there with Cromwell, didn't you? :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
PLEASE
KNOCK!
Please don't leave flowers; I'm allergic to them.
Not an epitaph, but I've always wanted to have my funeral be memorable. Here's how: I want someone to rig my body so that, right in the middle of the ceremony, my body will suddenly sit upright and my head will turn towards, what I hope will be, a large crowd of horrified people. If there is an afterlife, I think I will spend eternity laughing my butt off at the reactions.
SPOILER ALERT!
Rolled my way into the semis.
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:
Confusion
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:
You thought he smelled before!
"She burned the candle at both ends.
It did not last the night.
But o my dears and o my friends!
It made a lovely light."
Actual epitaph
See ya later!
Or...
"I wanted to be cremated, but would the EPA sign the permit? Nooooo..."
Considering I've had chemotherapy, maybe this would be an attention-getter:
(http://stonehousesigns.com/sites/default/files/products/formatted/Biohazard_Symbol_HH12_OSHA.jpg)
Quote from: Trevor T on February 29, 2016, 03:01:25 AM
He washed his undies: not too wisely and definitely not too well. :wink:
And that, children, is why the grass grows a little bit greener on this grave.
THE LILCERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Oh Yeah, He's under here,
Somewhere,
Bein' run over,
By you...
Another actual epitaph - from Boot Hill, Arizona:
Here lays the Kid,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger
But slow on the draw!
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity
http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html (http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html)
Quote from: ER on March 02, 2016, 06:18:54 PM
Here lies all the remains of Charlotte
Born a virgin, but died a harlot
For sixteen years she kept her virginity
A marvelous thing for this vicinity
http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html (http://www.costumediscounters.com/csc_inc/html/static/articles/epitaphs-herelies.html)
Thank you, Capt. Quint.
Here lies Rev. Powell.
Wanna meet him? Grab a trowel!
We're not sure he's actually dead
This is just where he built a fallout shelter & buried himself after the 2016 elections
Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
THE LIL CERBERUS MEMORIAL HIGHWAY
Or at least, this is where we found about most of him, though the trail kinda goes on a ways. Somebody says they found a piece of his bike over in the next county, though there's some speculation somebody might've took it as a souvenir, then changed their mind.
R.I.P.
That guy around the corner who watches movies with doofy rubber monsters.
If you're reading this, I spent the money on this really nice headstone!
MWAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!
(http://i.imgur.com/L3hVGsS.jpg?1)
Here lays the body of Guido the knife
remember the reason, he no longer has life.
When the Don sends you, it's not a good gig
to make the collections, then hold back on the Vig.