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Title: Scary isn't it
Post by: sprite75 on March 15, 2016, 12:04:04 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/IBM_Electronic_Data_Processing_Machine_-_GPN-2000-001881.jpg)

Scary isn't it Jane? 50 years from now computers will fit in our hands and be used to show pictures of Sprite's cats trying to take beer that doesn't belong to them.

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: Mr. DS on March 19, 2016, 08:55:49 PM

Ok...where's the porn button...

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: LilCerberus on March 19, 2016, 09:09:59 PM

Quote from: Mr. DS on March 19, 2016, 08:55:49 PM
Ok...where's the porn button...

Woman: You're looking at it. We're currently up to thirty-two by forty-eight pixels. If you back up to yonder wall over there, you can just barely make out a picture of some guy's junk.

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: sprite75 on March 19, 2016, 11:18:36 PM

Quote from: LilCerberus on March 19, 2016, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: Mr. DS on March 19, 2016, 08:55:49 PM
Ok...where's the porn button...

Woman: You're looking at it. We're currently up to thirty-two by forty-eight pixels. If you back up to yonder wall over there, you can just barely make out a picture of some guy's junk.

Skip that, where are the pictures of the ladies?

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: LilCerberus on March 19, 2016, 11:44:18 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on March 19, 2016, 11:18:36 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on March 19, 2016, 09:09:59 PM
Quote from: Mr. DS on March 19, 2016, 08:55:49 PM
Ok...where's the porn button...

Woman: You're looking at it. We're currently up to thirty-two by forty-eight pixels. If you back up to yonder wall over there, you can just barely make out a picture of some guy's junk.

Skip that, where are the pictures of the ladies?

Those are on the big screen. If you go over to the building across the street & look out the window at this one, you can just barely make out something that kind of looks like a person, and it takes you a few minutes to see it.

There was some talk about pushing the resolution up to 128 by 240 pixels but they canned that idea so they could focus on teaching the computer basic math.

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: ER on March 20, 2016, 06:41:59 AM

Quote from: sprite75 on March 15, 2016, 12:04:04 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/IBM_Electronic_Data_Processing_Machine_-_GPN-2000-001881.jpg)

"Uh....I can't find the 'ANY' key...."

Title: Re: Scary isn't it
Post by: Trevor on April 06, 2016, 08:35:21 AM

Quote from: ER on March 20, 2016, 06:41:59 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 15, 2016, 12:04:04 AM
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/IBM_Electronic_Data_Processing_Machine_-_GPN-2000-001881.jpg)

"Uh....I can't find the 'ANY' key...."

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