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Movies => Humorous Captions => Topic started by: Flangepart on March 16, 2016, 06:34:54 PM

Title: Second hand heros.
Post by: Flangepart on March 16, 2016, 06:34:54 PM
(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-k4UN3FXv9_A/TW_RT3_FZFI/AAAAAAAAARE/MAmO3FnFU5E/s640/space+patrol+02.PNG)

"Well, there they are, Captain."

"Right, we hit 'em with the cat nip gun, and you start barking like a dog."

"Ya know, If I don't like beer as much as I do..."
Title: Re: Second hand heros.
Post by: Mr. DS on March 19, 2016, 08:58:17 PM
After we kill the bad guys we can cook some burgers using my helmets mask.
Title: Re: Second hand heros.
Post by: sprite75 on March 19, 2016, 11:21:19 PM
Don't worry.  This armor actually stops blaster bolts, unlike that cheap plastic stuff those Imperial Stormtroopers are wearing.  Jeez you think they would've shot the contractor who gave 'em that stuff by now.
Title: Re: Second hand heros.
Post by: ER on March 20, 2016, 06:44:44 AM
Quote from: Flangepart on March 16, 2016, 06:34:54 PM
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"You SURE these diving suits aren't supposed to have glass fronts on the helmets, Cap'n?"
Title: Re: Second hand heros.
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 24, 2016, 06:03:57 PM
Quote from: sprite75 on March 19, 2016, 11:21:19 PM
Don't worry.  This armor actually stops blaster bolts, unlike that cheap plastic stuff those Imperial Stormtroopers are wearing.  Jeez you think they would've shot the contractor who gave 'em that stuff by now.

They already have.
Then they dropped him into the ship's trash compactor.
Whereupon he was ejected into the void of space.
He got his wish, as he's one with the cosmos now.