Yeah they're on the lookout (http://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/SPD-Cops-seek-ninja-masturbator-in-U-District-6889342.php) for The Masked Masturbator;
QuoteThe behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.
Responding officers were unable to find the offender.
A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.
His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
Finally, a worthy opponent to the fapurai.
Quote from: sprite75 on March 22, 2016, 09:31:57 PM
Yeah they're on the lookout (http://www.seattlepi.com/local/crime/article/SPD-Cops-seek-ninja-masturbator-in-U-District-6889342.php) for The Masked Masturbator;
QuoteThe behavior was first reported Jan. 10, when a woman called 911 to say she just saw a man pleasuring himself outside the front door of her home near the University District intersection of Northeast 52nd Street and 12th Avenue Northeast, according to police.
Responding officers were unable to find the offender.
A surveillance camera installed at the home caught a masturbator at the same home Feb. 7, showing a man covered head to toe in black, save for the two body parts he used to perform his mission, Seattle police reports say.
His clothing included a hood, a wrap around his face and toe shoes. The night vision surveillance footage makes his attire appear white.
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes.... :buggedout: :wink:
Just pounding the pavement by night . . . .
I hope that he wasn't wearing his ninja wall-climbing claws.
Quote from: javakoala on March 26, 2016, 06:26:31 PM
I hope that he wasn't wearing his ninja wall-climbing claws.
Yeah that would hurt.
For a sec I thought someone was providing services TO ninjas.