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If we had a Denarius for every time someone mistook you for that one guy you could retire tomorrow.
"Don't worry, there's LOTS of hotel rooms in Bethlehem this time of year!"
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I have a request from Ananias. He was wondering if you could provide some wine for tomorrow's party?
Ok, but tell him I expect to be paid for it.
"Oh man, God is hilarious!"
'Isn't he, though? The one He told about "how many Sodomites does it take to screw in a light bulb" was priceless!!'
Quote from: retrorussell on April 04, 2016, 05:12:25 PM
"Oh man, God is hilarious!"
'Isn't he, though? The one He told about "how many Sodomites does it take to screw in a light bulb" was priceless!!'
"He also told, "How do you fit 50 Sodomites in a car? Two in front, two in back, rest in the ash trays!"