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"...And according to authorities, the giant monsters, the invading aliens, and the coming of cthulhu has taken place, so we are, all mankind- DOOMED!...now here's Max Kantendwell with the weather..."
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Attention citizens: this genetically altered breed of cat that is invading our cities wants beer. At all cost do not give it to them. It makes them stronger, smarter, and faster.