Movie lines that catch you by surprise and make you LOL?
From Near Dark:
"Then, I'm gonna knock your tonsils out your a$$hole." :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Keanu Reeves in Knock Knock:
"My EARS, my EARS!"
It's the new "My LEGS, my LEGS!" - Nicolas Cage, The Wicker Man (2006)
"This party needs an autopsy"
- Lance Henriksen, Stung (2015)
"I hate robot spiders!"
- from THE LOST EMPIRE
"I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire! I'm a vampire!" — Vampire's Kiss
"Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark. Shark. Shark! Shaaark!" - Terror at Red Wolf Inn
I can't find a clip of just the bit, but Farmer Vincent screaming at the kids in the car from Motel Hell always makes me chuckle.
"Drop that zero and get with the hero".
I'm sure we all know that one,
Also:
"hey you! You with the teeth!" - Be somebody Or be Somebody's Fool
Pretty much the entire script of Goblin 2...
"A double-decker bologna sandwich!"
"Nilbog! It's goblin spelled backwards! This is their kingdom!"
"They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!"
And many more classics.
all of Troll 2 :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: bob on May 26, 2016, 02:32:26 PM
all of Troll 2 :bouncegiggle:
OMG that's what i meant, not Goblin 2. It's just that the movie SHOULD be called Goblin yet the viewer is trolled even with the title.
"Where the hell did you get those goddamn chickens?!?"
http://youtu.be/rfHQ8PpIWFM (http://youtu.be/rfHQ8PpIWFM)
"If brains were bird s**t, you'd have a clean cage." - Hard ticket to Hawaii
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to f**k a doorknob out there! "
-Dodgeball
"we got homicidal baked goods after us" - gingerdead man
Haha! I threw that **** before I walked in the room!
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