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"Emergency alert! All redshirts head for airlock 12A to repel Martian death squads!"
"But you know they'll chicken out and run for Airlocks 12B, right"
"Yeah, and that's where the martian death squad really is."
"You clever bastich."
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Hailing frequencies open.
MEOW!