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Doctor 1: What the hell happened to the patient in room 4?
Doctor 2: He was over at Sprite's place and drank the last of the beer and Sprite's cats weren't too happy. Need I say more?
Doctor 1: Nope! Not as bad as the last patient that came between Sprite's cats and some beer though.