(http://www.metmuseum.org/toah/images/h3/h3_17.120.204.jpg)
"See that couple out there? They're about to be eaten by zombies. Let's watch, shall we?"
The window?
It was like that when I got here.
Now, if he had held his phone for landscape instead of portrait, we would've been treated to the dog trying to play the piano in the corner...