A couple has shown (http://bigstory.ap.org/article/f667db5f29d24ac5a89bacd24c7987fd/sheriff-naked-couple-arrested-stolen-lawn-mower) the world why Missouri is the Show Me State;
QuoteJasper County sheriff's Det. Tim Williams said a 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman admitted that they rode the lawn mower home naked after their clothing was stolen while they skinny dipped in a creek northwest of Joplin.
The Joplin Globe (http://bit.ly/29N2kIe (http://bit.ly/29N2kIe) ) reports that authorities arrested the pair Tuesday morning on suspicion of stealing after finding them at a house with the riding mower parked in the front yard.
Williams says an investigation determined that the lawn mower didn't belong to either of them.