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Title: So the game is five card GoT poker.
Post by: sprite75 on July 20, 2016, 11:01:38 PM

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Tywin: So the game is five card GoT poker.
Tyrion: Five card GoT poker.
Tywin: The joker is wild and the king of hearts is the Joffrey.
Varys: The Joffrey?
Tywin: It makes your hand weaker than everyone else's unless you have the queen of hearts, which is the Cersei...
Cersei: Hey!
Tywin: ...the Ace of Spades, which is the Tyrion...
Tyrion: I like, I like....
Tywin: ...and the Ace of Clubs, which is the Tywin.
Petyr: Anything else?
Tywin: You must chug a beer after winning a hand, chug a beer if you get the joker, and every fourth hand dealt is the beer-in!
Tyrion: Hey, we know how to play softball!

Title: Re: So the game is five card GoT poker.
Post by: LilCerberus on July 20, 2016, 11:37:38 PM

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I drink, I hear things!
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Title: Re: So the game is five card GoT poker.
Post by: Flangepart on July 27, 2016, 07:07:36 PM

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