I thought about this while waiting to vote* yesterday: I nominate myself as I would consider it an honor to be my country's President - even though I wasn't born in South Africa.
I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. :cheers:
(http://www.sapeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/loveheart-table-mountain.jpg)
* At the polling station yesterday, a voter turned up with her dog. The election official saw the dog, smiled and asked the lady if her dog was registered to vote. :bouncegiggle:
PS: All views are welcome on this thread.
If I could I would give you my vote... :thumbup:
I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?
:cheers:
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 08:04:59 AM
If I could I would give you my vote... :thumbup:
I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?
:cheers:
Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls :buggedout: :buggedout:
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone :wink:
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.
Who else is running, Trev? You think you can take them?
Quote from: Trevor on August 04, 2016, 08:09:16 AM
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 08:04:59 AM
If I could I would give you my vote... :thumbup:
I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?
:cheers:
Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls :buggedout: :buggedout:
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone :wink:
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.
I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.
Quote from: Trevor on August 04, 2016, 07:42:31 AM
I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. :cheers:
Careful, Trevor. That's mighty "Nationalist" of you. For some reason no sane person can figure out, that's BadThink in 2016.
But, for my part...Good on you. We should all be proud to openly declare our love for our country.
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Thanks, Trevor, for the similar thread titles! Nicely done. :teddyr:
As to who should be South Africa's president, I'm sure they could do a lot worse than you, Trevor. Can non-native born citizens be president in S.A.?
Trevor for president ---- undies for all!
Dunno, if I could vote in South Africa, but if i could, you could probably bribe me with free cookies.
(hint, hint)
Quote from: indianasmith on August 04, 2016, 08:33:08 AM
Who else is running, Trev? You think you can take them?
Heck, I could take Usain Bolt :wink:
Quote from: ulthar on August 04, 2016, 09:22:19 AM
Quote from: Trevor on August 04, 2016, 07:42:31 AM
I love my country, I would die for it, too, I love it that much. :cheers:
Careful, Trevor. That's mighty "Nationalist" of you. For some reason no sane person can figure out, that's BadThink in 2016.
But, for my part...Good on you. We should all be proud to openly declare our love for our country.
I always use a line from a famous South African film entitled
Katrina where an activist says "I love my country: no one must want to burn it. " :thumbup:
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2016, 11:57:24 AM
As to who should be South Africa's president, I'm sure they could do a lot worse than you, Trevor.
They could do a lot better than me too :wink:
QuoteCan non-native born citizens be president in S.A.?
I think our voting laws are pretty much the same as the UK in that you have to be the leader of the ruling party before you can be considered to be the Boss Man: I don't know if non born SA citizens can do this but my folks were born here, so :smile:
Quote from: bob on August 04, 2016, 12:00:06 PM
Trevor for president ---- undies for all!
Tighty whiteys for the guys, satin and lace for the ladies. :wink:
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Trevor on August 04, 2016, 08:09:16 AM
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 08:04:59 AM
If I could I would give you my vote... :thumbup:
I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?
:cheers:
Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls :buggedout: :buggedout:
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone :wink:
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.
I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.
According to StatsSA (the Bureau of Statistics) there's 55.6 million of us: that's a lot of undies. Guess I'll have to raid the treasury. :wink:
Quote from: AoTFan on August 04, 2016, 02:49:35 PM
Dunno, if I could vote in South Africa, but if i could, you could probably bribe me with free cookies.
(hint, hint)
Me give free cookie also :wink:
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 09:06:45 AM
Quote from: Trevor on August 04, 2016, 08:09:16 AM
Quote from: Skull on August 04, 2016, 08:04:59 AM
If I could I would give you my vote... :thumbup:
I would like to know what issues would you address? Why (besides love) you want to run for president?
:cheers:
Peace in the country.
An end to the scourge known as etolls :buggedout: :buggedout:
Justice for the wronged (especially violence against women and children)
Free undies for everyone :wink:
I make a difference daily in my work so I could make even more of a difference as Prez.
I wonder how much would it cost for Free Undies for everyone in South Africa.
Not that much, I would think. Do South Africans even wear underwear? I thought they either went around as Nature intended, or wore a loincloth.
I think Trump should be president of South Africa. And Hilary.
Sorry, Trev. I just don't want them here. I thought maybe if we let them be president somewhere else they'd be content and leave.
Yeah, but we LIKE South Africa.
How about making them co-Presidents of Burkina Faso?
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on August 10, 2016, 09:51:38 PM
I think Trump should be president of South Africa. And Hilary.
Sorry, Trev. I just don't want them here. I thought maybe if we let them be president somewhere else they'd be content and leave.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
Trump called my country "a violent hot mess" as if there isn't violence anywhere else on the planet and Clinton sat on her ass and did nothing while brave Americans gave their lives to try and help the US Ambassador. They're not welcome here, either of them.
Quote from: indianasmith on August 10, 2016, 10:33:53 PM
Yeah, but we LIKE South Africa.
:cheers:
QuoteHow about making them co-Presidents of Burkina Faso?
I don't think BF wants them either.
This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)
Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.
Quote from: Skull on August 11, 2016, 09:08:31 AM
This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)
Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.
The local chain store Game www.game.co.za (http://www.game.co.za) is owned by Wallmart. :teddyr:
Quote from: Trevor on August 12, 2016, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: Skull on August 11, 2016, 09:08:31 AM
This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)
Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.
The local chain store Game www.game.co.za (http://www.game.co.za) is owned by Wallmart. :teddyr:
lol I thought you guys have something like a walmart... :cheers:
Quote from: Skull on August 12, 2016, 08:11:19 AM
Quote from: Trevor on August 12, 2016, 01:30:01 AM
Quote from: Skull on August 11, 2016, 09:08:31 AM
This might sound stupid (because I never been in South Africa)
Do you have a Walmart? If not maybe you can bring a Walmart to South Africa and give away vouchers of free undies, that's redeemable in Walmart.
The local chain store Game www.game.co.za (http://www.game.co.za) is owned by Wallmart. :teddyr:
lol I thought you guys have something like a walmart... :cheers:
Sorry: I meant 'Walmart', not Wallmart. :smile:
Quote from: Trevor on August 15, 2016, 07:18:49 AM
Sorry: I meant 'Walmart', not Wallmart. :smile:
lol I've overlooked the second l...
For kicks I'd tried to look up Wallmart on my search and it jumped to Walmart with no option to change the spelling to Wallmart... Anyway enjoy this silly pic:
(http://www.dropoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wallmart10.jpeg)