Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL
So, when is the initiation ritual? And do I need to bring a goat? :teddyr:
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:
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Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/chrismilligan/files/2011/01/kraken-199x300.jpg?width=960)
Is that beer?
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You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.
Is Delphi on the coast? I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 08:41:54 PM
Quote from: ER on October 18, 2016, 09:31:14 AM
You have earned the right to destroy one Greek coastal city a year and eat as many sacrificial virgins as you can hold.
Is Delphi on the coast? I can devour all the Oracles and kill two birds with one stone!
No, Delphi is not on the coast. (I know that response isn't in the spirit of things, but I've actually been to Delphi and I can't let geography that bad slide!)
http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 (http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8)
:teddyr:
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
So, when is the initiation ritual? And do I need to bring a goat? :teddyr:
Yeah, as they say in Mexico, You'll probably need some goat, as well as some rooster & parrot... :bouncegiggle:
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?
Or does that take a few days? :question:
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?
Or does that take a few days? :question:
Only if you are in Japan and see school girls.
Nothing happens-except you have a kid orgasm in yer sleep.Thats kinda cool. Ya know-when you were a little teen-and had a wet dream? Creamed yer jeans in yer sleep?That kinda thing!
Nothing happens. :teddyr:
Quote from: indianasmith on October 18, 2016, 11:39:47 PM
Shouldn't I be growing some tentacles now, or something?
Or does that take a few days? :question:
Unfortunately, the version of kraken you turned into mostly involves a name change. You are now to be known as Phil McKraken.
With sincere apologies,
The Forum
Quote from: El Misfit on October 18, 2016, 12:38:53 AM
Congratulations my friend, welcome to Krakenhood! :cheers:
(http://blogs-images.forbes.com/chrismilligan/files/2011/01/kraken-199x300.jpg?width=960)
I'm going to release it this Sunday... My friend/editor/co-writer said he should be done with my book HIM this Sunday.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 18, 2016, 10:10:37 PM
http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8 (http://youtu.be/PSKQ3ZNQ_O8)
:teddyr:
Congratulations, Indy! You have achieved something few people in this world have ever achieved. Now, what are you going to do next?
Which brings up the question: with a farting contest between a hippo and Trevor, who'd win? I just don't be downwind when it starts.
Well done!
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Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL
So, when is the initiation ritual? And do I need to bring a goat? :teddyr:
:teddyr: :teddyr:
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL
So, when is the initiation ritual? And do I need to bring a goat? :teddyr:
The ritual is the second Tuesday of next week. No goats required. Trevor is bringing a koala because, you know, they have koala races in South Africa.
Quote from: javakoala on October 20, 2016, 07:28:20 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on October 17, 2016, 10:45:28 PM
Good grief, I thought I would never get here! LOL
So, when is the initiation ritual? And do I need to bring a goat? :teddyr:
The ritual is the second Tuesday of next week. No goats required. Trevor is bringing a koala because, you know, they have koala races in South Africa.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
No, Dean will have to bring the koala. :wink:
I'll bring the rain spiders and the green mamba snakes. :buggedout: :wink:
Cool. I like snakes.
Quote from: BoyScoutKevin on October 19, 2016, 04:17:45 PM
Which brings up the question: with a farting contest between a hippo and Trevor, who'd win? I just don't be downwind when it starts.
:teddyr: :teddyr:
THIS is what happens when the hippo loses :buggedout: :wink:
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