I drive for a living. I also used to be a Cab driver. Is it any wonder i'm Paranoid!!? With that i mind.....what bumper sticker would you like to put on the back of your faveorite mode of ground transport? I have a few possabilites........ " Batmobile : stealth mode engaged." ...... "Outfitted by Burt Gummer." ...... "Die, Kaiju, Die!". ...... "In case of Rapture, can i have your car?" ...... " Do Electric sheep dream of Harrison Ford?". ...... "Frankenstein Driving School : score points with us!". ...... "Dude, wheres my brain?". ...... "Ken Begg : When 20 pages is too short." ...... " The Heritic Head of Ezra Pound says, get off the $#&%* Cell phone!". ...... " Turn now, or die.". ...... " Trust the Force my ass, use your turn signals!". ...... " Borntreger Sch. of Film Appreciation & Marksmanship : If it sucks, its skeet. ...... well, you get the point......what say you?
"Wanna Date?"
-Dan
"I'd Rather Be Driving."
"Wanna see what's in my trunk?"
"Powered by Mr. Fusion"
"The future or bust!"
"Warning: This Vehicle may enter the 8th Dimension at any moment"
"Puberty Love: The song that will save us all."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but the square root of the cube of the difference of the inverse cosine..."
Actually saw this one on a truck I was behind. A picture of the "Enterprise" and a caption that read "If you can read this, you're in phaser range"
"This vehicle is powered be my own flatulance."
"If you read this, you're really kissing my ass!"
"Hey, girl, wanna go where no girl's gone before?"
"The more you drive, the less intelligent you are"
"I don't want any commies in my car. No Christians either."
And my personal favourite:
"Best damn car in the yard"