(http://www.oldfutures.com/Images/tomcorbett.jpg)
"Wait...using a walkman as our 'planetary unity medallion?'"
"Trust me, they'll Never know what it means."
"Uh...then why are the Klingons pulling out their Disruptors?"
(http://www.oldfutures.com/Images/tomcorbett.jpg)
The dude has a laser sword.
Don't panic. We can take him.