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Title: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: Ash on January 14, 2017, 03:36:36 PM

I've seen a lot of bad action and war movies, but this takes the cake.
It's from the 1976 Hong Kong film Seven Man Army. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_Man_Army (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7_Man_Army)

Check out this fine acting. :thumbup:
http://youtu.be/fw0kg2GWVHo (http://youtu.be/fw0kg2GWVHo)

Thoughts?

Title: Re: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: RCMerchant on January 18, 2017, 12:45:26 PM

It's a typical 70's chop-socky film ,with a WW 2 setting...which doesn't really work,mainly because movies like 5 SHOALIN MASTERS (1974) are fantasies. It looks fun,though!
Side note-the director,Chang Che,made over 50 kung fu movies-including the infamous LEGEND OF THE SEVEN GOLDEN VAMPIRES (1974)-which was the nail in Hammer's coffin.

http://youtu.be/4UwBc1pCLFk (http://youtu.be/4UwBc1pCLFk)

Title: Re: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: Allhallowsday on January 18, 2017, 10:45:59 PM

BOMB!!
JUMP!!! :bouncegiggle:
Oo-that's GREAT! :teddyr: Let's make America GRATE again!! :smile: 2 minutes in it gets GREATER!!!

Here's a "grate" movie: THE EAGLE HAS LANDED (1976)

Title: Re: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: Trevor on January 19, 2017, 01:22:24 AM

Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 18, 2017, 10:45:59 PM

Here's a "grate" movie: THE EAGLE HAS LANDED (1976)

At last, someone agrees with me on that film: wonderful source material but a terrible film. Much like this one: a great book but a horrible film:

(http://pics.filmaffinity.com/Von_Ryan_s_Express-586897353-large.jpg)

Title: Re: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: Trevor on January 19, 2017, 03:42:23 AM

I forgot about this one:

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/The_Sea_Wolves.jpg/220px-The_Sea_Wolves.jpg)

Based on the brilliant - and funny - World War 2 true adventure novel Boarding Party by James Leasor, this was a film with a great cast but a terrible result.

One of the funniest things in the book happens when Indian washermen sing a song in time with them beating sodden laundry on rocks: "Black man, good man, White man b*****d". :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Worst War Film Ever
Post by: bob on January 19, 2017, 11:21:53 AM

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f7/Fear_and_Desire_Poster.jpg/220px-Fear_and_Desire_Poster.jpg)

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0c/Red_Zone_Cuba.jpg/220px-Red_Zone_Cuba.jpg)

I haven't seen Inchon, but it sounds like a mess

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/47/Inchon_Movie_poster.jpg/220px-Inchon_Movie_poster.jpg)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inchon_(film)

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