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If you need me I'll be in my Fortress of Balditude.
Primitive alien ape men uses their baldness to attract the female for breeding
"OK, here's the concept - a Star Trek movie where Picard has a Romulan twin. Wait, no, scratch that - even better, a Romulan CLONE!
Wait - whaddaya mean, it's been done??"
And I'll be reading Sonnets from that one human William Shakespeare
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I just need to go out in public like this. Females of all species will be throwing themselves at me then.