This gave me a good chuckle yesterday: idiot teens in a small town accidentally disturb a Chinese demon named Guan Di who proceeds to lop off everyone's heads in sight. :buggedout:
(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/My_name_is_bruce.jpg)
Enter our 'hero' who thinks he's being celebrated for his birthday by getting kidnapped by this teen and thinks he is on the set of a really bad B movie.
Sample dialogue:
BC [to cinematographer] "Hey, don't fight me, light me."
Cinematographer: "Hey, bite me."
Jeff: "Are you ready, Bruce?"
BC: I made a movie in Bulgaria, I'm ready for anything. :teddyr: :teddyr:
BC: Kid, you don't know fear. You've never worked with Sam Raimi." :bouncegiggle:
Production assistant pees in a lemon water bottle off set and hands it to BC
"Here's your lemon water, Mr Campell." :buggedout:
BC: [sips] "Hey! This stuff is warm!" :buggedout:
BC: Where the heck did you get this Evil Dead shampoo?
Jeff: Uh, Bruce that's drain cleaner. :buggedout:
BC: That would explain the burning sensation. :bouncegiggle:
Good fun.
I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!"
This was a fun movie.
Quote from: Chainsaw midget on April 06, 2017, 02:28:01 PM
I think my favorite line was "hooch for the pooch!" :cheers:
This was a fun movie.
Good film: watched it again last night.
BC: [hands out deodorant to smelly fans]: "It's called deodorant. Look it up on your Internets." :teddyr:
One tough male townie to another: "You OK, honey?" :teddyr: