No this (http://www.kcrg.com/content/news/Police-Half-naked-driver-crashes-car-into-store-to-get-beer-421988523.html) was not Florida either.
QuotePolice in suburban Cleveland say a half-naked man intentionally crashed his car into a closed convenience store to get beer, injuring himself and a store employee.
Rocky River police say the 45-year-old driver was wearing nothing from the waist down when he crashed through a store wall early Sunday and told the worker he needed beer.
Police say the man barricaded himself in a beer cooler and told police to shoot him, but they subdued him with a stun device.
The driver was taken to a hospital, as was the store employee, who suffered leg and chest injuries that weren't considered critical.
What a bottomless sense of shame he must have felt!
He really showed his arse this time. You know, it takes a lot of cheek to pull a stunt of this nature, BUTT I digress. I need to split; we're having a brown out in my area. That will be a tail for another time.