A Texas couple didn't ever hear of getting a room (https://www.dallasnews.com/news/crime/2017/11/15/employees-catch-couple-sex-really-fast-texas-movie-theater)
QuoteA San Antonio couple faces charges of public lewdness after theater employees reported catching the two having sex during a movie last week.
Melissa Dawn Feist-McCuistion, 39, and Adam Emmet Lee, 40, were arrested early Thursday at the Santikos Casa Blanca cinema, the San Antonio Express-News reports.
An employee reported being "shocked" upon finding Feist-McCuistion performing a sex act on Lee in the theater and left to tell a manager, according to an incident report.
When they got back, the couple was having sex "really fast," the document says.
They were just acting out a scene from the movie / TV series Peyton Place called "Photography": turn off the lights and see what develops :wink: