Attention, men! If ever you find yourself a character in a Stephen King story, listen to any woman who tells you it's time to go.
Never close your eyes for very long, because when your eyes are shut you can't be sure the world is still there.
If you eat a live toad first thing every morning, nothing worse can possibly happen to you for the rest of the day!
If ever aliens abduct you and want to perform probing, ask them to buy you a pair of shoes first, cuz, hey, free shoes.
Never take a blind man skydiving because it really scares the dog.
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
Next time you're not busy try writing the people in charge of naming astrological signs and ask them to change Cancer to something more positive.
Adopt Hanukaween, in which the glories of Halloween are stretched out over eight crazy nights.
If your child doesn't get what was most wanted for Christmas, say it's because your mother in law told Santa not to bring it.
Do not practise brain surgery on yourself.
Quote from: ER on February 27, 2018, 11:16:34 PM
Never close your eyes for very long, because when your eyes are shut you can't be sure the world is still there.
Mmm. What if you're blind?
Quote from: ER on March 01, 2018, 10:29:43 AM
If your child doesn't get what was most wanted for Christmas, say it's because your mother in law told Santa not to bring it.
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Love this Shakespeare quote all you want, but do not get it tattooed on your face:
Ay, but to die, and go we know not where,
To lie in cold obstruction and to rot,
This sensible warm motion to become
A kneaded clod and the delighted spirit
To bathe in fiery floods, or to reside
In thrilling region of thick-ribbed ice---
To be imprison'd in the viewless winds,
And blown with restless violence round about
The pendent world.
When in worry, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout! :buggedout:
Quote from: indianasmith on March 01, 2018, 11:30:55 PM
When in worry, when in doubt - run in circles, scream and shout! :buggedout:
Horse hockey.
If at first you don't succeed, try playing shortstop!
NEVER ask a short woman if she wants you to lift her up to reach the top shelf at the grocery. really ,NEVER .