The subject of my next video review is Clown. A movie I randomly chose on Netflix. You'll understand my distress when I saw "Produced By Eli Roth" in the credits.
It's a movie about a Dad who dressed up as a clown for his son's birthday party and is slowly turning into a demon.
For a movie about a killer clown that eats children it's incredibly boring. When it isn't boring me with its slow pacing it's p**sing me off with it's horror cliches.
For one thing the main protagonist is the dumbest character in any horror movie ever made.
I'll be doing a full review on it but I should at least let you know that it isn't a good/bad movie. It's a boring bad movie. The worst kind of bad movie.
I'm not looking forward to watching it 4-5 times while I write a script and edit the review.
Don't watch it.
1/10
Quote from: A.J. Bauer on April 01, 2018, 09:15:37 AM
Don't watch it.
I did.
I wasn't blown away (2.5/5) upon my first viewing but I enjoyed it more (3/5) after my second.
I kind of liked this one. The whole "Killer Clown Running Amok in Chuck-E-Cheez" sequence justified the entire film IMO!
Sounds like I would prefer this Klown:
WARNING: NSFW
! No longer available (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JyCVngbcXg#)